Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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