I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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