btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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