i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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