how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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