We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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