For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
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I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
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