So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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