You're completely useless in the revolution.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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