What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
