i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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