We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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