How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
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definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
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There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize