I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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