I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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