I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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