Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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