Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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