if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Randomize
