I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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