i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
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I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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