brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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