doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Randomize
