so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
What changed your mind?
Being sober
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
