Do you still have your period?
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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