His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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