im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I lost the right to judge tonight
YAS. BRING CRAB.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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