I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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