so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
