Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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