how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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