you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
my god I love twenty year old dicks
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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