butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
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I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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