the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
someone owes me an orgasm
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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