ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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