Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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