I am in a vortex of obligation.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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