That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Randomize
