And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Randomize
