He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
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i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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