Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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