If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
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So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
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Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
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