I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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