I'm going to jail i love you
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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