Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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