Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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