when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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