have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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