how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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