Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Reggie can tackle my bush.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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