so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
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I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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