so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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