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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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