I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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